Friday, November 1, 2019

The Phone Call — 1 November 2019



'Ring, ring. Ring, ring.' “Hello.” “Is Dick Misch there?” “Well, he's here, but he's not available. He's fishin'. Is this Geary?” “Yeah. Is this Frank Witcomb?” I couldn't believe it. A guy from the old dock in Wickford. “Yeah. Hi Geary. How ya doin'?” “I'm good, Frank. Can you get Dad for me?” “Sorry, Geary, he's fishin'. The blues are runnin'. They're chasin' the menhaden, chopin' 'em to pieces. Your dad won't be home for hours. He went out with a ten weight fly rod and a bunch of clousers. I'll bet he's havin' the time of his life.” I was taken aback — Dad with a fly rod? “He's using a fly rod now, eh Frank?” “Yeah. He can see outta both eyes again, and he's deadly with that rod. A fifteen pound blue on that ten weight is a blast!” “I'll bet it is, Frank.”

“Look, Frank, would you ask Dad to call me when he gets back? I really need to talk to him.” “I understand, Geary, but things don't work that way with this phone. No outgoing calls. It just doesn't work that way. I'm sorry.”

“I understand, Frank. How's Tina?” “She's not here. No bikinis allowed in this section. You remember how she loved that bikini. She's in anothah section. We get to visit once a year. She was fine last time I saw her. Of course once you get here you don't get sick anymore.

“Right, Frank. Thanks. Goodnight.” “Goodnight, Geary.” Click.